Police in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, got a call about a man walkin’ nekked down the street. They found a 42-year-old named David …and yep, he was nekked – beans and frank on full display. His reason? He said it was because he owed his drug dealer $350, and when he didn’t pay, the dealer pulled a gun and made him walk around nekked. Uhhhh….David, you couldn’t have just said someone took your clothes as a prank – I mean, you had to confess to all your other illegal activities in addition to the junk show? T.M.I.