Apparently, breaking into a house wasn’t ambitious enough for today’s dumbass. Instead, a 22-year-old named Allan in Syracuse, crashed his car on a country road, and then broke into a nearby house. He then made a BOOTY call and invited a woman to come to the house to help him drink the booze inside, and get it on with him. She actually showed up, but the neighbor noticed they were in the house when it was supposed to be empty, and called the cops…Allan was arrested for burglary. I mean, if you’re gonna make a booty call – at least make it a location that you’re at legally.