We all had that friend in high school with an insanely loud speaker system in their car…apparently even Amish people have that friend. Cops in Ohio pulled over a horse-and-buggy the other night and it had a massive sub woofer system built into it. The people inside the buggy ran into the woods, but left behind a 12-pack of Mich Ultra and the horse. I mean, pick one or the other…either be Amish or get a car for that sub woof system. So far, no one has come forward to claim the horse.