Daily Dumbass Sept. 23, 2019

I know finding a babysitter isn’t always easy, but DAMN.  A 23-year-old stripper named Manouchika in Florida, had a shift the other night.  She couldn’t find a sitter for her 3-year-old, so she brought her with her to the strip club, and left her in the car with the windows cracked in hopes that she’d sleep while she was inside pole dancing.  The little girl woke up and got out of the car, and someone called the cops at 2AM after seeing the toddler wandering around the parking lot.  The child was taken into protective custody.  I’m just gonna leave that one there and walk slowly away…