If y0u’re a car salesman, I sure hope today’s dumbass doesn’t come to your place of business. A 43-year-old guy named Caleb in Utah went to a dealership and took a test drive. When the salesman told him it was time to wrap it up, Caleb wouldn’t do it. Instead, he got on the highway and started doing 100 miles an hour and cranked up the radio so the 911 dispatcher couldn’t hear what the salesman was saying when he called for help. Officers eventually got him to stop and arrested him for kidnapping. A joyride with very little joy…at least for the salesman.