Daily Dumbass Sept. 24, 2019

This might be the most bizarre reason of all time for someone to WANT to go to prison.  A 25-year-old man in France had recently gotten out of prison, but was busted earlier this month for a string of burglaries after cops found his DNA from saliva at the crime scenes.  He admitted he had intentionally spit all over the houses because he wanted to get caught. Why? Because in prison, they had a premium TV channel called Canal-Plus, and he wanted to go back so he could watch it again.  Ummm….a subscription to that channel cost $11 a month, so no explanation on why he didn’t just buy it and stay out of freakin’ prison.