Back to the great state of Florida where a never-ending wheel of dumbasses keep popping up. A 32-year-old named Courtney went into a surf shop and stole a pair of flip flops and a t-shirt. She might have gotten away with it if she hadn’t done this next…she hopped on her bike, and took off her shirt…then started biking down the middle of the highway with the pointer sisters on full display. When police stopped her, they found the stuff she’d stolen, so she was arrested for theft along with indecent exposure. Courtney, Courtney…after you commit a crime, you’re supposed to NOT draw attention to yourself. Might need to work on that strategy.