Daily Dumbass Sept. 26, 2019

There comes a point in every criminal’s life when denial just won’t work.  An inmate in Nashville named Kenneth was being strip searched after guards accused him of hiding contraband.  He kept telling them he wasn’t hiding anything, and stuck to his story…even after they saw a plastic bag of drugs dangling from his butt.  Soooo….that’s awkward.  Even then, Kenneth tried to fight off the guards and they had to pepper spray him.  Kenneth – when you have a bag of drugs hangin from yo ass, the jig is up.