Daily Dumbass Sept. 3, 2019

Today’s dumbass needed a plan with less collateral damage.  A 63-year-old named Jeffrey in Minnesota is facing charges after he dumped thousands of screws on the road near his ex-girlfriend’s house to prevent her from driving to see her new boyfriend.  It’s not clear if she ever got a flat tire, but 150 OTHER people did….mainly because he dumped screws every other day for two months.  I can’t imagine why she stopped dating Jeffrey – I mean, he seems so stable.