Here’s one from the lame excuse file for your daily dumbass. A 39-year-old guy named Robert in Florida was arrested for breaking into his next door neighbor’s house. Robert admitted to breaking and entering, and said it was because God told him to. He then argued with the officers and threw his bible at them, yelling “I condemn you.” His wife, on the other hand, blamed the crime on Robert’s drug problem. I’d say he needs to spend more time reading the Bible and less time using it as a weapon.