You would be hard pressed to find a moron who could violate a judge’s order quicker than today’s dumbass. A 35-year-old guy in Canada was in court, and as part of his sentence for drunk driving, the judge banned him from driving for a year. And FIVE MINUTES later, the guy violated the ban by driving away from the courthouse. A cop saw the whole thing and arrested him immediately. His car was impounded and he’ll be due back in court later this month. If he gets the same judge, that’ll be a treat, right?