If you flew somewhere over Thanksgiving, be extremely thankful today’s dumbass wasn’t on your flight. A plane took off from Pensacola recently and when it got in the air, a woman on board said she was having breathing issues and asked if they’d move her to a bigger seat. They did…but the pilot decided since it was a medical emergency, he’d turn around to get the woman some help. She then admitted she had faked the entire thing because she wanted a bigger seat and was too cheap to pay $19 for premium economy…then she refused to get off the plane. She eventually was taken into custody and made to get off the plane…..which delayed everyone’s trip by at least 5 hours. I don’t know about you, but if this silly hooker had been on my plane, I would have whooped her ass myself.