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If All Animals Were Horse Sized, Which Would You Ride Into Battle?

Shag & Trevor asked the question “If all animals were horse sized, which would be the most majestic to ride into battle?” Here are some of our favorite listener responses.

  • Peacock (so majestic!)
  • Lynx (really any big cat would do)
  • Fox (very nimble)
  • Hummingbird (Their beaks are basically swords)
  • Macaw
  • Skunk (we’re pretty sure that goes against the Geneva Convention)
  • Honey Badge (They just don’t care!)
  • Bald Eagle (‘Merica)
  • Murder Hornet (aptly named)
  • Naked Molerat (I’m not fighting that thing…)
  • Dragonfly
  • Scorpion (Must wear helmet due to stinger)
  • Komodo Dragon
  • Warthog (someone plays too much Halo)
  • Flying Squirrel
  • Snapping Turtle (armor comes standard)
  • Duck Billed Platypus (cause why not?!)

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