Today's dumbass shows us how NOT to shoplift. A woman in Britain went into a grocery store being pushed in a wheelchair. Security workers in the store became suspicious when they spotted her getting out of the wheelchair and walking around. Camera footage showed that while she was miraculously walking, she was also grabbing merchandise and stuffing it in her coat...and the guy pushing her was stealing too. It's bad enough to steal, but even lower to fake being handicapped while doing it. Wow.