Welcome to the Cult of Shags!
It’s officially a thing!
We are a force for fun and karate for everyone
Sign up below to be an official member of the Cult of Shags
The benefits of being a member of the Cult of Shags:
- It’s a freaking cult, dude!
- Delicious Kool-Aid
- Weekly newsletters
- Chances to win super cool stuff
- Bragging rights
- High fives
- Sense of unity
- Your life now has purpose
- Trevor hates it
- Like minded individuals
- Charitable events
- It’s FUN
- Shags takes care of all the heavy thinking
- Free seat on the spaceship when it’s built
- Community
- Good friends
- Exclusive best of morning shag clips
- Social support
- Cult family values
- A mostly personalized unpersonal video
- It’s a good cult
- Work conferences
- Social gatherings
- Be a part of something bigger than you
Sign up today and watch your email inbox for messages from our exalted leader Shags!
