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Running Out of Control

As the weather gets warmer, a troubling danger approaches in the streets of the hardest working city in America. This threat is putting every citizen in our town at risk of traumatic injury and fiscal ruin. It is wildly attractive women jogging in outrageously skimpy clothing on the sidewalk.

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My Solution to the Great Toilet Debate

I was fortunate enough to grow up in a house with 3 guys so the whole debate over keeping the toilet seat up or down was solved democratically. However, in recent years the great debate has come to my bathroom and my argument of  “just look before you sit” cannot …

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