In case you missed anything, or want more info on what Shags and Trevor talked about on the show, here is the Morning Shag Show Recap – 02/20/24.
What Price Do You Put On Your Chores?
Take all of your chores: cooking, cleaning, driving the kids around, shopping, etc. and put a dollar amount to it. What did you come to?
New research has found the average American prices out the daily chores at $134 a day. That is the price they would pay a person to handle all of their chores.
That equates to roughly $50,000 a year.
Both Shags and Trevor felt like that was too low.
When Trevor asked Shags what someone would have to pay to get him to do all their chores, Shags responded quickly with “6 figures”.
What about you?
Shags’ Worst Kind of Grocery Store Shoppers
Everyone has to go to the grocery store. And so it is logical that you come across all manner of people at the grocery store. Some of them are worse than others. Here is Shags list of the worst grocery store shoppers:
- The friends who have to catch up in the middle of the aisle
- The person who still writes checks
- The 2 full shopping cart guy using self checkout
- Guy who needs an employee to unlock the razors
- Parent who can’t control their kid in the cereal aisle
Don’t be one of these people. Strive to be better. Thank you.
Shags Is Excited For His Photo Shoot (Colonoscopy)
Wednesday, Shags is having a colonoscopy. And unlike others, he’s excited.
He looks forward to the prep. It’s a reset of the body. Blow it all out and start over! And since he deals with Crohn’s, he’s used to sitting on the toilet for extended periods of time.
Then, he’ll get into a gown, looking fabulous, and lay down for his photo shoot. He just hopes that the pictures are tasteful.
Trevor shared that if he see’s any photos of Shags’ insides in a centerfold, he’s quitting.
Morning Shag Tournament of Bad RETURNS!
Our annual bracket of all the things you love to hate has returned!
We’re looking for your suggestions on what should make this year’s tournament.
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WANTED: Mizzou Athletic Director
Mizzou’s Athletic Director Desireé Reed-Francois announced yesterday that she is leaving the position after serving for 2.5 years. She has accepted the AD role at The University of Arizona.
After reading her statement on the move, Shags and Trevor summarized it as a “It’s not you, it’s me” statement. Both felt like it was an odd move for her to make.
- Mizzou Football is on the up
- Mizzou Basketball (though having a tough season) has one of the best recruiting classes in the country
- University of Arizona is in shambles
- She’s taking a pay cut for the position
It’s difficult to think that the “it’s not you it’s me” statement is accurate when you look at these points.
Shags has already announced his candidacy for the position. Of course he only said that on air, and has not contacted anyone from the University.
Just Say Yes for Man Show Tickets!
The Morning Shag’s easiest game give you the chance to win tickets to the KCMQ Man Show all this week!
Caller 7 at 8:35a must answer ‘Yes’ to 4 questions from Shags and Trevor. They do that, they win the tickets!
Today, caller 7 was The Cult of Shags High Priestess (aka Tony) from Columbia. He said “yes” to the following:
- Will you be the one taking tasteful pictures of Shags B-hole during his colonoscopy?
- Is it true you submitted yourself to be considered for this year’s Tournament of Bad?
- Would you pay good money for photo’s of Shags’ inners?
- Is it true that you are producing the ‘Behind The Scenes’ documentary of Shags’ colonoscopy?
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