In case you missed anything, or want more info on what Shags and Trevor talked about on the show, here is the Morning Shag Show Recap – 01/03/24.
When Do You Hit Your Afternoon Slump?
A new survey found that the average person hit’s their afternoon slump at 3:00 p.m.
Shags was quick to announce how he is overachieving and hits his slump at closer to 6:00 a.m.
The main reasons we hit our Afternoon Slump are boredom, lack of energy (doesn’t this completely define the “slump”?), and you need to eat.
To break free from the sleep, experts say you should go take a walk, eat something, and if you can get away with it, nap (Shags preferred method).
Is Trevor White Trash?
Trevor has been accused of being White Trash for putting his unwanted items on the curb with a ‘Free’ sign taped to them.
The items included: a weed wacker, a cooler, and a small shop vac. All of the items worked.
Within 48 hours all of the items were picked up by his neighbors. But the question remains, is this a ‘White Trash’ move?
Let us know on our Facebook Page.
Body Lotion May Attract Spiders?!
Double-check your stockings! You may have been gifted a present this year that allegedly attracts spiders!
The internet was going crazy after a reviewer of a particular body lotion posted that they see more spiders around them after using the product. This caused many to fear that the claims were true!
Experts say that it’s not, but it hasn’t done much to slow down the rumors on the internet.
We would like to share with you the name of the lotion, however Shags is barring us from doing so. He likes the idea of you not knowing and fearing that you have the brand that may attract spiders (even though it doesn’t).
So we will not tell you to avoid a Shags temper tantrum. But if you click the link below, we’ll let someone else tell you.
If You Haven’t Watched Letterkenny… Pitter Patter!
One of Shags and Trevor’s favorite TV Shows has come to an end.
The final season is out now on Hulu.
If you’re looking for incredible characters, quotable dialogue, and belly hurt laughing antics, go watch Letterkenny!
Trevor’s Pro Tip: Watch with subtitles. Their accents and fast paced talking can make it so that you don’t catch every joke.
Can Trevor Guess The Hole?!
Every January, Shags likes to make Trevor feel uncomfortable by going over some of the items that people had to go to the emergency room to… remove from them…
This year, Shags made it into a game for Trevor. Shags would name the item, and Trevor had to guess the hole that item was stuck in. Play along, and see the answer key by scrolling down on this post.
Round 1
- 3 Cell Phone
- Pool Noodle
- Platic Lightsable
- Pocket Knife
- Ice Cream Scoop
Round 2:
- Coathanger
- Fox Tail
- Toy Car
- Toy Dinosaur
- Rolling Pin
Round 3:
- Jigsaw Pieces
- Christmas Tree Lights
- Orange
- Toilet Plunger
- Fruit Roll Up
See the answer key below.
Missouri State Flag Redesign
Utah is getting a new state flag and many other state are considering an updated design. Missouri’s flag is not great. You cannot see the detail in the state seal on a flag from far away. So we’re taking your ideas for a redesign. Here are some of the listener responses we got.
- A Meth Pipe
- A Missouri Mule on a Blue field
- The Arch over the Lake of the Ozarks, with crossed meth pipes
- A fish, and deer, and a roundabout
- A chimpmunk
- A Casey’s Breakfast Pizza
- A Stolen Cadillac Converter
- A Flaming Dumpster
- Shags riding a majestic steed a top a mountain
- A Roll Cart
We got some… interesting ideas. We’ll let it marinate for a while and see what happens.
Guess The Hole Answer Key
Round 1 :
- All Rectum
Round 2:
- Toy Car- Ear
- Fox Tail – Nose
- Coat Hanger – Throat
- Toy Dinosaur – Rectum
- Rolling Pin – Rectum
Round 3:
- All Rectum
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