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Morning Shag Recap: Jan. 05, 2024

In case you missed anything, or want more info on what Shags and Trevor talked about on the show, here is the Morning Shag Show Recap – 01/05/24.

Shags Has “Fly Fishing Elbow”

Shags went to the doctor yesterday to find out he has tennis elbow. But since he doesn’t play tennis, he and the doctor were able to figure out it was due to his fly fishing.

The good news: Shags can still fly fish. His injury will not get any worse, but the more he does it, the longer it will take for his elbow to heal.

The bad news: he’s going to be in pain for a long while… like several months!

The doctor prescribed some creams (his words) to help with the pain. So we should all expect him to be out on the water this weekend.

What Happened to Zack Snyder?!

Zack Snyder’s highly anticipated epic, Rebel Moon is out on Netflix now and both Shags and Trevor found it to be horrible. Trevor didn’t even finish the movie!

This caused Shags to ask, “What happened to Zack Snyder?”.

Trevor’s hot take: Zack Snyder has never been as good as people made him out to be. “300” was good. Trevor even liked “Watchmen”, but many disliked that movie along with “Sucker Punch”, and we all know how his DC movies have been received.

Has Zack Snyder’s luck just run out?

Watch Rebel Moon and get back to us.

Daily Dog Exercise… It’s the LAW!

A new law in Deltona, Florida is mandating that dog owners provide daily exercise for their dogs.

The amount of exercise depends on the dog. More active breeds may need a walk, and less active breeds just need to be played with inside the house.

Shags and Trevor’s question: How will this law be enforced? Who is going to know that a dog is not getting the proper amount of exercise, and are police going to go to people’s homes and enforce the law?

Shags now wants to go into Dog Law (unlicensed of course) to he can go after the LAZY dog owners himself!

New Year’s Resolution Excuses That Work!

Have you broken your New Year’s Resolution yet? Statistically, you probably have.

But research has now found your excuse cannot be, “I didn’t have time”. No one believes you.

Instead, blame it on external factors that would be more out of your control.

“I couldn’t afford it”. “My injury prevents me from doing it”. “I found out it’s against my religion”.

That last one may be a bit of a stretch, but you see what we’re saying.

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What Makes You Feel Fancy?

Everyone like to feel fancy from time to time. Even if we can’t afford to do it all the time (or even once). Shags and Trevor asked listeners what makes them feel fancy. Here are some of our favorite responses.

  • Flying First Class
  • Drinking a Manhattan in a sports coat
  • Ordering a steak at CC’s City Broiler
  • Putting Grey Poupon on anything!
  • Going out to eat
  • Drinking anything with your pinky out
  • Buying name brands at the grocery store

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