In case you missed anything, or want more info on what Shags and Trevor talked about on the show, here is the Morning Shag Show Recap – 01/10/24.
How Are The Roads?!
The phrase everyone is seeing on their social media news feeds: “How are the roads?”
It can get kind of annoying. Trust us, we have to report on it constantly!
Trevor’s Pro Tip: MoDot has a Traveler Map that we use to report on road conditions and you can too!
Perfect Night Sleep Stats
A new survey found that on average we get a perfect night’s sleep 132 days a year!
Shags and Trevor call BS!
That may be due to their weird sleep schedule, but let’s not confuse the issue with facts.
Shags has been having an issue of waking up at 2:00 a.m. and being unable to get back to sleep. It this happening because he cares so much about his job he’s constantly thinking about how he can improve? Or because he stays up too late playing Call of Duty?
You decide.
Will The Chiefs Game Be The Coldest Game Ever!?
Short answer… no.
But it may be the coldest Chiefs game ever.
Temperatures are expected to be between 11 and -4 degrees! The coldest game on record happened in Green Bay back in 1967 where it got down to – 13 degrees!
The facts are not getting in the way for Miami fans who are arguing for the game to be postponed or moved for the ‘safety of the players’.
Something tells us that they would not be arguing this if the temperatures were in the triple digits in Miami…
Either way, as we mentioned yesterday the only way to watch the game is on the streaming service
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These New Workout Pants Will Shock You!
Literally!
The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) is going on in Las Vegas right now. One of the more unique items are a pair of workout pants that shock you.
But maybe not in the way you’re thinking. Both Shags and Trevor thought the pants would shock you to motivate you to get off your ass and work out. But that is not the case.
These pants deliver a slight shock of static electricity that is meant to help with muscle fatigue. So the pants aren’t event hooked up to a battery.
Shags new side hustle idea: pay him to follow you around while dragging his feet on the carpet to give you a shock while you’re working out.
Welcome To Shags’ Turd Talk
It’s like a Ted Talk, but worse.
Shags recounted his trials and tribulations of a recent trip to stall #2 in the back bathroom at work.
Trevor found the story so disgusting that he wanted to save readers the tale.
So if you are actually interested in how Shags panicked about a his BM at work, download the Morning Shag Best Of Podcast. This story will most likely make it in this Friday’s episode.
What Would Be Your Personal Hell?
- Slow retreiving fishing – Shags
- Listening to Shags’ Turk Talk – Trevor
- Other people’s children
- When my husband has the ‘Man Flu’
- Board Games
- Knowing that Shingles Doesn’t Care
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