In case you missed anything, or want more info on what Shags and Trevor talked about on the show, here is the Morning Shag Show Recap – 01/25/24.
Trevor’s Awkward Bank Story
And no, it’s not because he pooped…
Trevor went to the bank yesterday to get tipping money for his beach vacation next week.
When he asked the teller to exchange his cash for “singles”, she gave him a weird look and shockingly asked, “WHAT?!” Trevor clarified “one dollar bills, please” and she processed the order.
Trevor immediately realized that this woman fully believes he’s heading to the strip club tonight. He thought about trying to explain the true reason behind getting a bunch of ‘singles’ but decided it would only make it worse.
Now Trevor can’t show his face in that bank again.
And not because of pooping!
Shags’ Uses of Abbreviations Is Why We Are An Award Losing Morning Show
The story broke this week that PETA is calling for the replacement of Punxsutawney Phil for a big coin. For those who don’t know, each year on Groundhog Dog, a groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil who “tells us” if we’re going to have 6 more weeks of winter or an early spring based on seeing his shadow or not.
Shags attempted to share this story on the show, but had a difficult time saying “Punxsutawney Phil”. So he decided to abbreviate it to P.P. which made everything that Shags said uncomfortably confusing for Trevor.
“PETA wants to replace P.P. with a coin”
“Everyone takes pictures of P.P. when he comes out!”
“They like to take pictures of P.P.!”
Trevor: “This is why we’re an award losing morning show”.
The NFL Is Screwing Us Once Again…
First, they took the Chiefs Wild Card game off broadcast TV. Now they’re taking the game off radio.
Due to NFL rules, 96.7 KCMQ will not be allowed to air the Chiefs in the AFC Championship game this weekend.
The NFL has blocked all Chiefs Radio Network stations (expect for the station in Kansas City) from airing the game moving the rights of the broadcast for both the AFC Championship Game and Super Bowl to a different provider.
We here at KCMQ have contested this decision, but were unable to change the NFL’s mind.
We apologize for the inconvenience and will continue to cheer on the Chiefs against The Ravens this weekend!
Is Trevor An Art Thief?
Earlier this week, we shared that Trevor is going on another ‘work conference’ next week. Trevor calls it a vacation, but we all know what is really is.
Trevor has denied that it is a work conference, a ‘sexy swingers getaway’, and that he is a drug smuggler.
Shags new theory: Trevor is an International Art Smuggler. He is looking to steal the Gilded Banana from the Art Museum in Cancun! He’s been putting on a act this whole time about how he is not athletic and is actually a world class gymnast who uses his skills to acquire all kinds of gold except for Olympic.
This is all more plausible to Shags that Trevor working hard, and saving money every month to go on a nice beach vacation with his wife.
What will Shags accuse Trevor of tomorrow? Tune in and find out!
What Are Your Predictions for the Year 2124
- Book of Eli
- Hunger Games
- We’ll go to Mars, realize it isn’t worth staying, and come back to Earth
- Shags will live in Sedalia
- Shingles STILL won’t care
- The Rolling Stones will go on their Farewell Tour
- The Cowboys will still be thinking “This is our year”
- I might have my student loans paid off
David Lee Roth Rants On Wolfgang Van Halen
Former lead singer of Van Halen, David Lee Roth has been doing some crazy things over the past several years. The latest is a video he posted that starts with him “interviewing” Jesus Christ and ends with him ranting against Eddie Van Halen’s son, Wolfgang.
Shags was beside himself wondering why he would do this. “What does it solve?”
Trevor said it’s easier just to say “David Lee Roth” and shake your head than try to decipher a why.
Just Say Yes – Doobie Brothers Tickets
Announced this week: Doobie Brothers with special guest Steve Winwood coming to The Hollywood Casino Amp. in St. Louis Saturday, August 24.
Shags and Trevor have your shot at winning tickets before you can buy them playing the easiest game ever “Just Say Yes”. Shags and Trevor ask caller 7 four questions all you have to do to win is Just Say Yes!
Today’s contestant was Ron The Barber from Gerald, Mo. Ron answered ‘Yes’ to the following questions:
- Is it true that you are a part of Trevor’s art thief gang?
- Is it true that the only person you look to a trust for sage advice and wisdom is David Lee Roth?
- Is it true the only haircut you know how to do is the straight shave / buzz cut?
- Is it true that you refer to Mount Kilimanjaro as “Special K”
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