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Morning Shag Recap: March 06, 2024

In case you missed anything, or want more info on what Shags and Trevor talked about on the show, here is the Morning Shag Show Recap – 03/06/24.

Happy Procrastination Week!

We could have told you on Monday when it started, but that wouldn’t have been in the spirit of the week.

Researchers at THE Ohio State University (gross) have looked into why we procrastinate and is mostly stems from our attitude toward the task is positive or negative.

Basically, if we are not excited by the task or the outcome of the task, we are more likely to put off doing that task.

Thank God for the researchers at THE Ohio State University. I’m not sure we would have been able to get to that complex conclusion without them (sarcasm).


IHOPees or Apple-HOP

I-HOP and Applebee’s are owned by the same company and the CEO of that company recently announced plans to combine IHOP & Applebee’s into the same location.

Basically, the building would be split in half with each restaurant on one side. They would share a kitchen, cooks, and wait staff.

The bigger question on our mind is: What do we call this Frankenstein Monster of a restaurant? IHOPee’s or AppleHop?


The Weirdest Items Patients Have Brought To The E.R.

A survey asked doctors to name some of the weirdest items people have brought with them to the Emergency Room. And some of you do not understand the work ‘Emergency’.

  • A live Chicken
  • Christmas Lights to decorate their room
  • Their own thermometer to check the work of the nurse
  • An onion (he was drunk and had it in his pocket)


Scorpion Stung A Man in the Penis

A man is suing a Las Vegas hotel after he was stung in the penis by a scorpion during his stay.

The man allegedly was awoken to a sharp pain in his private region and when he got up to check, he saw an orange scorpion hanging from his underwear.

After going to the hospital, doctors confirmed that his injuries were scorpion stings.

Physically, he’s fine and made a full recovery. But his lawyers are suing for emotional trauma. Which kind of makes sense. We don’t think we would be able to get a good night sleep in a hotel again after that.


Morning Shag Tournament of Bad RETURNS!

Our annual bracket of all the things you love to hate has returned!

We’re looking for your suggestions on what should make this year’s tournament. Hurry selection Friday is THIS Friday!


KCMQ Man Show Is BACK!

Join Shags and Trevor for the manliest event in Mid-Missouri! And now, you can go on a fishing trip with Shags! See details and sign up at the KCMQ booth at the Man Show!

Get the details and buy tickets now!

Nominate Your Favorites In ‘Best of Columbia’ with Inside Columbia Magazine

You can nominate your favorites in Inside Columbia Magazine’s Best of Columbia! If you nominate us, we’ll think you’re pretty cool!


What Is The Strangest Dream You Have Ever Had?

Shags and Trevor shared their strangest dreams this morning and then asked listeners to share.

Shags Dream: I showed Conan O’Brien my weed growing operation during a really bad thunderstorm. Conan was impressed.

Trevor’s Dream: Shags bought a whole bunch of sports memorabilia from all my favorite teams and hung/ displayed it all in my backyard during the winter. It was a prank because he knew I don’t go in my backyard much at all during the winter so when I finally did go back there, I saw all of the memorabilia ruined from the snow and cold.

See listener’s weird dreams and share your own.

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