Welcome to the Cult of Shags!
It’s officially a thing!
We are a force for fun and karate for everyone
Sign up below to be an official member of the Cult of Shags
The benefits of being a member of the Cult of Shags:
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- It’s a freaking cult, dude!
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- Delicious Kool-Aid
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- Weekly newsletters
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- Chances to win super cool stuff
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- Bragging rights
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- High fives
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- Sense of unity
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- Your life now has purpose
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- Trevor hates it
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- Like minded individuals
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- Charitable events
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- It’s FUN
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- Shags takes care of all the heavy thinking
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- Free seat on the spaceship when it’s built
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- Community
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- Good friends
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- Exclusive best of morning shag clips
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- Social support
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- Cult family values
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- A mostly personalized unpersonal video
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- It’s a good cult
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- Work conferences
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- Social gatherings
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- Be a part of something bigger than you
Sign up today and watch your email inbox for messages from our exalted leader Shags!
