The Last Item You Bought Is Your Weapon Against Michael Myers

Shags and Trevor asked, “Michael Myers is chasing you. The last thing you bought is the only thing you have to defend yourself. What is it?” Here were some of our favorite responses.

1. A Dave’s Single from Wendy’s
2. Tampons
3. Tutu
4. Bingo Lottery Ticket
5. Hallmark Greeting Card
6. Weed
7. Tie Dye Crocs
8. Air for the tires

Let us know the last thing you bought and if it would help defend you from Michael Myers on our Facebook page.

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