The Florida Man Games are real and happening! Shags and Trevor asked listeners what events should be included and these are some of our favorite responses.
- Don’t Taze Me Bro
- Contestants are tazed all at the same time, last person to fall, wins!
- Evade Police Obstacle Course
- Contestants run away from the cops, hoping over fences, dodging dogs, last person to get handcuffed wins
- Face Eating Competition
- Self Explanatory
- Naked, Druken, Lawnmower Race
- Nascar… the way it should be
- Hurricane Hold Out
- Contestants are timed on how fast they can board up windows, steal gas, and remain standing in a wind tunnel
- Stop Resisting
- Contestants get lubed up with K-Y Jelly and are timed on how long they can fight off a team of police officers
- Gator Jello Wrestling
- “You’re My Boy, Blue!”
- Who Can Get Arrested Quickest
- Contestants commit various crimes, whoever gets arrested 1st wins!
- Florida Man Triathlon
- Swim through gator-infested swamp
- Cut a catalytic converter off a car and run it across the parking lot
- Steal a bike and race it to the pawnshop
And just in case you were curious, there will be mandatory drug testing. Contestants will be disqualified if the tests come back negative.
